Amazing

Well here's the drama today. I work on wednesday and go out afterwards. Z luckly was at the sitters, mum at work and what happens, the crazy roommate decides to cook something on the stove. She puts chicken on to boil then goes to the cave.. er i mean room and GOES TO SLEEP.. ok you can see where this is going..... well two hours later. she awakens to the house filled with smoke, almost killing my dog, and the food on fire.. ok so somehow it's my fault.... yet to figure out how i get brought into in but this morning my mum was like.. how did you do it.. do what? of course, i wasn't here, it's my fault.... *sigh* aren't i lucky???